Haaland hat-trick chaos as Man City edge Chelsea in seven-goal live thriller
09.02.2026 - 17:26:36Man City 4-3 Chelsea â Haaland goes berserk, Palmer nearly steals it
From the first whistle this felt like chaos waiting to happen. Manchester City flew out the blocks, and of course it was Erling Haaland setting the tone. On 11 minutes, Kevin De Bruyne slipped a filthy through ball between the lines, Haaland bullied his way past BenoĂźt Badiashile and smashed low past ?or?e Petrovi? for 1-0.
Chelsea actually responded well. Cole Palmer, back at his old home again, kept drifting into pockets and in the 24th minute he punished City. A neat move down the right saw Malo Gusto square across the edge of the box, Palmer took one touch, opened his body and curled a sweet left-footer past Ederson for 1-1. No celebration, just ice-cold stare â but you know that one hurt City fans.
Then came the first big flashpoint. On 37 minutes, City screamed for a penalty as Haaland tangled with Axel Disasi at a corner. Initially waved away, but VAR called the ref over. After a long look at the monitor â shirt pull clearly visible â the decision flipped. Penalty City. Stamford Bridge Twitter went nuclear. Up stepped Haaland, top corner, Petrovi? no chance. 2-1 City and the Etihad absolutely roaring.
Right before half-time, Chelsea showed serious character. A slick break saw Christopher Nkunku drive through midfield, combine with Raheem Sterling, and Nkunku lashed one in off the bar from just inside the box. Ederson got fingertips but not enough. 2-2 at the break, pure mayhem and you could feel more goals coming.
Second-half madness: hat-trick hero and late heartbreak
The second half was basically a highlight reel waiting to be clipped. City turned the screw and Chelsea tried to counter-punch, but the difference was that ruthless Norwegian robot up front.
On 58 minutes, City combined down the left, Phil Foden cut inside and whipped in a teasing cross. Haaland ghosted between Thiago Silva and Gusto and powered a header into the far corner for his hat-trick goal, 3-2 City. Classic number 9 stuff â movement, timing, deadly finish.
But again, Chelsea just would not die. On 72 minutes, Palmer stepped up again. A quick one-two with Nkunku on the edge, Palmer skipped past Rodri and drilled a low strike inside the near post for 3-3. You could literally feel the narrative writing itself: ex-City kid dragging Chelsea back from the dead.
Then came the moment that sets social media on fire. 83rd minute, City attack breaks down, Chelsea think they've got a free-kick after what looks like a Rodri foul on Enzo FernĂĄndez. Ref says play on, City recycle it quickly, De Bruyne fires a shot from distance, Petrovi? spills it and substitute JuliĂĄn Ălvarez reacts fastest to tap in for 4-3. Chelsea surrounding the ref, Pochettino raging on the touchline, but VAR doesn't intervene â no "clear and obvious" they say. Chelsea fans are not buying that.
City just about survived a late Chelsea push â a Palmer free-kick in stoppage time flew inches wide â and when the whistle finally blew, the Etihad exhaled hard. Haaland walked off with the match ball, Palmer walked off with respect, and the title race just got another wild twist.
Stars on show: heroes, nearly-men, and big questions
- Erling Haaland (Man City) â Hat-trick, constant menace, dragging defenders all over the place. This was peak Haaland: brutal movement, ruthless finishing, and ice-cold from the spot. Definite hero of the night.
- Cole Palmer (Chelsea) â Two goals, both high quality, and basically Chelsea's creative heartbeat. He dictated so many of their best moves and nearly nicked a point again. City must watch him and wonder what they let go.
- Kevin De Bruyne (Man City) â Not always in top gear but still decisive, with that first assist for Haaland and the late long-range shot that led to Ălvarez's winner. When the game got chaotic, his calm passing was huge.
- Christopher Nkunku (Chelsea) â That screamer for 2-2 reminded everyone what he brings when fit. Clever movement, sharp turns, and he linked brilliantly with Palmer.
From front to back this was a pure advert for attacking football â but also a bit of a horror show defensively for both sides. Guardiola will hate conceding three at home, Pochettino will hate conceding four when they scored three away to the champions.
Title race and table shake-up
This result is huge. With the three points, City keep their noses in front and put more pressure on the chasing pack. Chelsea, meanwhile, are stuck in that chaotic middle zone: dangerous to everyone, but not consistent enough to really crash the top four properly.
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Arsenal, Liverpool, Spurs â they'll all be watching this and thinking two things: 1) City are still ridiculously hard to stop when Haaland is in this mood, and 2) if you can get at that backline, there are goals to be had.
Social Media Spotlight: VAR fury and Haaland hype
Online, the whole conversation is basically split into two camps: pure awe at Haaland's hat-trick and absolute meltdown over the non-foul on Enzo before Ălvarez's winner. Clips of the Rodri challenge are being slowed down, zoomed in, and argued over in about six languages at once.
The Internet is Exploding: 3 Social Media Highlights
X Discussion: Fans furious over the Rodri foul and the VAR no-call before City's winner
Haaland's celebration shots â arms wide, three fingers up for the hat-trick â are everywhere, while Chelsea fans are reposting images of Palmer looking devastated at full-time and that still frame of Enzo going down under Rodri's challenge. It's the perfect storm of elite finishing and refereeing controversy that the internet absolutely feeds on.
My take: City brilliant, but vulnerable; Chelsea wild, but wasteful
From a young reporter's eye test: this was box-office but also exposed both sides. City still feel unstoppable going forward â when De Bruyne and Haaland click like this, you might as well start writing the match report early. But conceding three at home in a supposed title run-in? That's not classic Guardiola control.
Chelsea are the ultimate "you don't want to play them, but you also don't trust them" team. Palmer and Nkunku looked Champions League level tonight, but defensively they switch off in big moments. In my opinion, if Pochettino doesn't sort that structure out, they'll stay in this mid-table chaos zone, capable of scaring giants but not winning enough to matter.
As for the refereeing: for me, that Rodri-Enzo incident is one of those classic "if he gives the foul, VAR never overturns it" situations. There's contact, Enzo goes down, and in the modern game that's usually called. Chelsea have every right to feel robbed, but you can't concede four and blame it all on the ref either.
Closing whistle: buckle up for the run-in
So where does this leave us? Man City are still very much the team to beat. Haaland just sent a loud reminder that if you give him half a chance, he'll ruin your night. Chelsea leave with zero points but plenty of noise â dangerous, unpredictable, and guaranteed drama every time they step onto the pitch.
If you're trying to make sense of what this means for the Premier League, the top scorers today, and the wider football league table drama, you need to keep one eye on the live standings while the dust settles.
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